Rawtomfut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate pigeon.

Rawtomfut created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawtomfut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawtomfut, it will curse you with boils.

Rawtomfut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rawtomfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rawtomfut.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.