Jamdimdum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud unicorn.

Jamdimdum created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamdimdum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jamdimdum, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jamdimdum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jamdimdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at comets.

4. You must pray to Jamdimdum three times a day.

5. Never feed rice to badgers while wearing jumpers.