Volbasspom is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable
wyvern.
Volbasspom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volbasspom, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Volbasspom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Volbasspom's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Volbasspom's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Volbasspom.
2. Fast once a month.
3. You must love Volbasspom.
4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
5. Pray towards the north.