Yokcimflat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, wise bird.

Yokcimflat created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokcimflat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokcimflat, it will turn you into a rat.

Yokcimflat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yokcimflat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing white shirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Do not take Yokcimflat's name in vain.