Lidtiglit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent clam.

Lidtiglit created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtiglit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidtiglit, he will not invite you to parties.

Lidtiglit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Lidtiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must pray to Lidtiglit five times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Never talk about great tits.