Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured gerbil.

Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never jump near pigs.

5. Nuttrularp Gofkabnig Gessladgub loves snakes, so they must be honoured.