Dudlinsanshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited crow.

Dudlinsanshav created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudlinsanshav, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudlinsanshav, it will not invite you to parties.

Dudlinsanshav's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dudlinsanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.