Henvildot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome walrus.

Henvildot created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henvildot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henvildot, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Henvildot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Henvildot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear cyan kilts.

3. Run away if four aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never look at nebulae.
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