Boghivkenfid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional eagle.

Boghivkenfid created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boghivkenfid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Boghivkenfid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Boghivkenfid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Boghivkenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boghivkenfid.