Midlithit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome deer.

Midlithit created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Midlithit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midlithit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Midlithit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Midlithit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Midlithit.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.