Dutpasnel is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, ruthless
lizard.
Dutpasnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dutpasnel, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dutpasnel, he will ignore you.
Dutpasnel's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Dutpasnel's Holy Commandments1. You must love Dutpasnel.
2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never think about quantum mechanics.
4. Always treat mice with great respect.
5. Do not drink alcohol.