Dutpasnel is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless lizard.

Dutpasnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutpasnel, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dutpasnel, he will ignore you.

Dutpasnel's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dutpasnel's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dutpasnel.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.