Cubrotfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent gorilla.

Cubrotfas created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubrotfas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubrotfas, she will turn you into a snail.

Cubrotfas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cubrotfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.