Cubrotfas is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent
gorilla.
Cubrotfas created the world two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cubrotfas, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Cubrotfas, she will turn you into a snail.
Cubrotfas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Cubrotfas' Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
2. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not laugh in public.
5. Do not covet oxen.