Bellenjon is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered
sheep.
Bellenjon created time and space three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellenjon, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Bellenjon, he will cry a lot.
Bellenjon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Bellenjon's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing shorts.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.