Dimpasdoss is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, humorless
wyrm.
Dimpasdoss created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimpasdoss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dimpasdoss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Dimpasdoss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Dimpasdoss' Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dimpasdoss in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not dye your hair red.
5. Never paint your neck magenta.