Vegragkik Yatpangbag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty jackal.

Vegragkik Yatpangbag created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegragkik Yatpangbag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vegragkik Yatpangbag, it will turn you into a dog.

Vegragkik Yatpangbag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vegragkik Yatpangbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if three cats approach from the west.