Xemhonkim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate ant.

Xemhonkim created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemhonkim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xemhonkim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Xemhonkim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xemhonkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never feed tomatoes to moths while wearing indigo trousers.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always take life seriously.
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