Hubfebsag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy gerbil.

Hubfebsag created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubfebsag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubfebsag, he will torture you forever.

Hubfebsag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hubfebsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing blue skirts and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Hubfebsag on top of important buildings.