Gubvigduss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate dragonfly.

Gubvigduss created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubvigduss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gubvigduss, he will be very unhappy.

Gubvigduss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gubvigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect four zinc sculptures of Gubvigduss on top of important buildings.

2. Gubvigduss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gubvigduss on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.