Bonktaryim Quartpitged is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable
bat.
Bonktaryim Quartpitged created viruses seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonktaryim Quartpitged, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bonktaryim Quartpitged, she will curse you with boils.
Bonktaryim Quartpitged's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Bonktaryim Quartpitged's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.