Mottoffubmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying zebra.

Mottoffubmab created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mottoffubmab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mottoffubmab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Mottoffubmab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mottoffubmab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mottoffubmab.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
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