Spagrilbarn is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, charitable
raven.
Spagrilbarn created humanity seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Spagrilbarn, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Spagrilbarn, he will not invite you to parties.
Spagrilbarn's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Spagrilbarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never mention dogs.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.
5. Spagrilbarn loves seals, so they must be honoured.