Gamkimnurtken is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest troll.

Gamkimnurtken created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gamkimnurtken, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gamkimnurtken, she will turn you into a tree.

Gamkimnurtken's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gamkimnurtken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.