Dogjamnel is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, able crocodile.

Dogjamnel created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjamnel, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dogjamnel, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dogjamnel's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dogjamnel's Holy Commandments

1. Dogjamnel loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing mauve skirts and balancing seven lead spheres on your chest.

4. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing brown scarves and balancing nine carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing orange dresses and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.