Cipruttmut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, quiet coyote.

Cipruttmut created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipruttmut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cipruttmut, he will destroy your home planet.

Cipruttmut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cipruttmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the west.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Never talk about fire.