Hivpadgud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody lizard.

Hivpadgud created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivpadgud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivpadgud, she will make you grow a tail.

Hivpadgud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hivpadgud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Hivpadgud.

5. You must never eat cherries.