Dosslimnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient hare.

Dosslimnutt created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosslimnutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dosslimnutt, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dosslimnutt's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dosslimnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Dosslimnutt loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Feed all hungry swans.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shave your feet.