Get Dinhinapp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying yak.

Get Dinhinapp created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Get Dinhinapp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Get Dinhinapp, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Get Dinhinapp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Get Dinhinapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Get Dinhinapp on top of important buildings.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Never write about dark energy.