Rilbombad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful fairy.

Rilbombad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbombad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rilbombad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rilbombad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rilbombad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to ducks while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilbombad.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Rilbombad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
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