Matdibmangut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody cobra.

Matdibmangut created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Matdibmangut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Matdibmangut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Matdibmangut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Matdibmangut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.