Popcumxin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, confident clam.

Popcumxin created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popcumxin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popcumxin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Popcumxin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Popcumxin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Never look in ponds.
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