Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying rhinoceros.

Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fasstiptar Littunnan Bestwappom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.