Vedlegjop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow dragonfly.

Vedlegjop created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedlegjop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedlegjop, he will turn you into a tree.

Vedlegjop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vedlegjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Do not take Vedlegjop's name in vain.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.