Higlikgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable turtle.

Higlikgep created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higlikgep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Higlikgep, it will turn you into a mole.

Higlikgep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Higlikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never eat green fruit.