Ragkengom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful lizard.

Ragkengom created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkengom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragkengom, it will turn you into a duck.

Ragkengom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ragkengom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never sing near eagles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away from mauve monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.