Legshavtap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair hummingbird.

Legshavtap created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Legshavtap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Legshavtap, it will not invite you to parties.

Legshavtap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Legshavtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.