Fligxembud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind pig.

Fligxembud created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligxembud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligxembud, it will turn you into a dog.

Fligxembud's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fligxembud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fligxembud.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fligxembud on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about special relativity.