Nurltargwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever centaur.

Nurltargwik created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurltargwik, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurltargwik, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurltargwik's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nurltargwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.