Bonomtspag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Bonomtspag created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonomtspag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonomtspag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bonomtspag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bonomtspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonomtspag.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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