Lamnelnibceb is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent warg.

Lamnelnibceb created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lamnelnibceb, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamnelnibceb, she will turn you into a plant.

Lamnelnibceb's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lamnelnibceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear black tights.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must love Lamnelnibceb.