Sislargnurt is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest
beaver.
Sislargnurt created the world four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sislargnurt, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Sislargnurt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Sislargnurt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Sislargnurt's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sislargnurt.
3. Sislargnurt must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never look at dwarf planets.