Bastcibhap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud centaur.

Bastcibhap created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastcibhap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bastcibhap, he will turn you into a goat.

Bastcibhap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bastcibhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the south.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed bananas to snails while wearing green tights.
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