Quillsandwon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered raven.

Quillsandwon created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsandwon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quillsandwon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quillsandwon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Quillsandwon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quillsandwon.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear blue dresses.

5. Never hop in holy places.