Quillsandwon is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered
raven.
Quillsandwon created a down quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillsandwon, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Quillsandwon, it will turn you into a sheep.
Quillsandwon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Quillsandwon's Holy Commandments1. You must love Quillsandwon.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never wear blue dresses.
5. Never hop in holy places.