Cadflig Tapbigcapgadpitfadbop Tafrillfom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking elephant.

Cadflig Tapbigcapgadpitfadbop Tafrillfom created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadflig Tapbigcapgadpitfadbop Tafrillfom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadflig Tapbigcapgadpitfadbop Tafrillfom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cadflig Tapbigcapgadpitfadbop Tafrillfom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cadflig Tapbigcapgadpitfadbop Tafrillfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.