Dadwikren is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful wasp.

Dadwikren created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dadwikren, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dadwikren, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dadwikren's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dadwikren's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near whales.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat garlic.