Japfascep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow wren.

Japfascep created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japfascep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Japfascep, it will destroy your home planet.

Japfascep's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Japfascep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Japfascep on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Japfascep's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never paint your back brown.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Japfascep in the centre of the settlement.