Cabbopflig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful salamander.

Cabbopflig created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbopflig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabbopflig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cabbopflig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cabbopflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about dark energy near snakes while wearing orange scarves and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never hurt tapirs.