Honmumdin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful fox.

Honmumdin created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honmumdin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Honmumdin, he will strike you with lightening.

Honmumdin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Honmumdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near tortoises.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Never wear turquoise tights.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Honmumdin in the centre of the settlement.