Gilvonbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing swan.

Gilvonbam created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gilvonbam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gilvonbam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Gilvonbam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gilvonbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never laugh near badgers.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.