Orttunbop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody gorilla.

Orttunbop created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Orttunbop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Orttunbop, it will turn you into a worm.

Orttunbop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Orttunbop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed melons to foxes while wearing black hats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Fast once a month.