Nutbass is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate whale.

Nutbass created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nutbass, it will turn you into a duck.

Nutbass' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nutbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nutbass.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing magenta coats and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Nutbass on top of important buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.